I just have to vent a little. I’ve been listening to the audio version of LED ASTRAY, by Sandra Brown. If you’re a romance reader, you’ve no doubt heard of her. She’s a big name. I’ve listened to one or two of her other books–can’t think of the titles right now. This one has me gritting my teeth.
First off, the parents of the hero (and his brother) are judgemental, bible-thumping, holier-than-thou— er, I mean— respectable, devout Christians. The father is a preacher, and the mother is the stereotypical preacher’s wife. Spreading the Word is their life’s mission. So they named their firstborn son…
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Cage.
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What?!!! Don’t get me wrong. I love the name Cage for a romance hero. But I don’t believe for a split second these two dyed-in-the-wool Christians named their kid that. No way. No how. Nope. Not buying it.
Second, Brown’s writing technique is questionable at best in this one. She uses so many LY adjectives the reader sounds like she’s trying not to trip over her tougue. “She sat down nervously at the table and drank from her soft drink thirstily.” I can’t remember if that’s verbatim, but it’s close. What kind of lazy writing is that?
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Add to that the over-abundance of “telling” phrases and I’m about ready to scream. “Her shirt was sticking to her back.” Was sticking? Come on, Sandra. You can do better than that. Nevermind that a few minutes later, the heroine has a shower and we discover that she was wearing a full slip beneath her clothes. Shouldn’t her slip have been sticking to her back rather than her shirt?
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I’m telling you, I sometimes wonder whether the editors for the big name authors even read the book before they send it to press. Not long ago, I read a Bertrice Small book, part four of her contemporary erotica series, where Bertrice called the heroine by the wrong name. Not once, but twice!!! Shouldn’t the editor have caught that?
Granted, big name authors who’ve proven they can sell books are allowed more room to break the rules than others. I mean, if you loved her other books, you’re going to buy the next one, right? But don’t t faithful readers deserve well-written, well edited books?
Nita